i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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