Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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