I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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