what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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