I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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