WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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