Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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