no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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