We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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