I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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