nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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