so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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