I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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