Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
