I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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