I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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