Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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