We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize