Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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