Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
