? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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