i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
