Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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