im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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