Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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