is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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