She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
dude. I can hear the air.
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