You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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