The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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