omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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