everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
