PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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