i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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