i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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