Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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