Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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