she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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