Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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