There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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