Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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