Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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