If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
