I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
