No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
There's always time for handjobs
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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