Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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