People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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