....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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