I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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