I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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