love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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