Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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