I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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